function initArray() {
    this.length = initArray.arguments.length
        for (var i = 0; i < this.length; i++)
            this[i+1] = initArray.arguments[i]
}
var DOWArray = new initArray("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday",
                             "Thursday","Friday","Saturday");
var MOYArray = new initArray("January","February","March","April",
                             "May","June","July","August","September",
                             "October","November","December");
var LastModDate = new Date(document.lastModified);
document.write(DOWArray[(LastModDate.getDay()+1)],", ");
document.write(MOYArray[(LastModDate.getMonth()+1)]," ");
document.write(LastModDate.getDate(),", ", LastModDate.getFullYear() );
document.write(" at ");
var hours = LastModDate.getHours();
if ( hours < 10 ) {
    document.write("0");
}
document.write(hours, ":");
var minutes = LastModDate.getMinutes();
if ( minutes < 10 ) {
    document.write("0");
}
document.write(minutes, ".");